ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via a-beautiful--tragedy)

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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(Source: matsuoka-rin, via sextnoise)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory, via encourage)

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via happiest)